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blessing interviews daisy drums
TB So, daisy drums, cherry chapstick?
DD everything, anything
TB have you every kissed a girl?
DD yes
TB and did you like it?
DD yes
TB wow
DD have you?
TB yes
apart from kate perry who are your influences?
DD mr buddy rich and pete judge
TB do you prefer pearl export drumkit or sausage and mash?
DD have to say sausage mash
TB for drumming?
DD for drumming with and on
TB and do you prefer caramelised onion gravy or zildjian cymbal
DD zildjian cymbals
TB you’ll get indigestion
DD you’re probably right but they’re nice and tinkly
TB where did you get your suit?
DD my sister who got it from asda and it is machine washable
TB and has she kissed a girl?
DD yes, she’s a lezzer. she’s married to her wifey
TB what did you think of norwich and windsor?
DD they was great
TB did you have porridge in norwich?
DD no, just fizzy orange
TB what’s your favourite food of current blessing tour?
DD beef stew dumplings in windsor firestation
TB not barbecue hula hoops from reading services?
DD no they smelled of shit. I’ve never made a beef stew. I should do
TB you need fatty stringy beef. a nice bit of skirt
DD A bice bit of skirt?
TB do you think that the paintings of stanley spencer had an influence on your drum technique this evening?
DD yeah I actually thought about what I was playing
TB and what were you playing?
DD a mixture of rudiments
TB salt and pepper?
DD no that’s condiments
TB that’s a good idea playing drums with a mixture of condiments, like ketchup.
TB are you pleased you’ve learnt to furtle?
DD yes
TB does furtling have any relationship to philking?
DD i think there definitely is a connection maybe a droop shoulder thing.
TB so if you had say which blessing is which beatle which one is which? starting with jake
DD starting with jake? jake would have to be paul
TB cheers
DD pete would be george
TB (pete is very happy)
DD jim would have to be john
TB you’re a big ringo fan. we’ll get you a parsnip like boiled parsnip lady
DD so you’re always paul mccartney?
TB yes (sigh)
TB so do you have a favourite blessing?
DD the blessing that allowed me to come and play with you guys
TB have you got your passport?
DD daisy goes pale
TB thank you daisy we promise to misquote you liberally and incriminatingly
TB oh, and what’s the capital city of albania?
DD oh bollocks
TB tirana.
TB do you think pete is a smartarse?
interview ends
One comment
dumbed down journalism? never!
Carry ON!
