Matt and Phred’s, Manchester
30 Jan, 2008
well ……… the second hand missile guidance system weve hired to locate manchester failed spectacularly , we had to turn back on the outskirts of st petersberg and get there only using our rudimentary knowledge of northern star systems .
we arrive in a very fine long bar room . our various contraptions are quickly set up on the podium , they make the usual noises … the empty room responds well to the parps and bonkings . a very fine canadian man has put some wires near us they make us a bit louder . good.
we find a shop that sells bits of raw fish taped to lumps of rice with weeds . we eat alot of it . it makes us feel very good .
quite soon its time to work . the room is now full of people , they seem to know who we are . they are full of quiet anticipation . but we are not scared .
we do our thing .
the first noise we make is called “cake hole” some people shout hooray .
next we make a noise called ” einstien action figure ” more people are shouting and smiling . i think they like the noises we are making
lots of fine times on the podium … clive and i are syncronised like the 3rd gear on a M I G jet . jake and pete flow over us like hot spicy clutch fluid . we go on like this for about 50 minutes .
we end the first round of noises . everybody is happy . they buy our products and make us write on them .
we drink some beer and talk to the surprise young crowd . where did they come from ? all is yes .
more noise … a bit louder . some very chaotic stuff … nice .
we do our last thing … they want more …OK .
” small fish small pond ” i show off a bit . ( well everyone else has )
time to go home …its very far . all sleeping . missile guidance has been thrown out of window .
arrive home 5 A.M . hugs … ” see you saturday ” yes … its all yes.
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